Thursday, September 21, 2006

Hyper Cat Patrols the Heights

In Bayview Heights where rats once vied for territory with the local gangs has a new super hero, a calico cat dubbed "Hyper" by the locals has taken control. The streets are nearly rat free, and even the cockroaches are beginning to look nervous. Hyper, a simple alley cat, appears able to leap from building tops on one side of a street to those on another, and cover a long city block in a blink of the eye.
With the edition of Hyper, the number of Super Animals is reaching a menagerie levels. No one has seen what the super litter box looks like yet, and I for one hope we never do.


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