Monday, April 23, 2007

Tusk rampages through Raleigh, escapes.

The Elephantine Super Villain known as Tusk was sighted in the Capital City of Raleigh yesterday in daring bank and armored car robbery. He arrived at the scene of a money transfer destroyed the armored car, and front of the First Federal Bank building downtown, then proceeded to become a one man stampede through the center of the city and onto Hwy 1. A total of 24 cars and trucks were destroyed by his initial rampage and dozens of others were damaged in the resulting traffic accidents. Tusk escaped with $90,000 into the woods of northern North Carolina. A search was hampered by the traffic situation.


At 3:08 PM, Blogger Nhoj said...

This looks like a great dude for us to track and bring in! Obviously dangerous, causing so much damage to buildings and vehicles in the midst of crowds.

What do we need to be able to track reports of him?


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